The Dragon Squisher

Hilarious fantasy for middle grade kids!

Book one of the Nigel Chronicles, The Dragon Squisher tell the story of how Nigel, his too-perfect comrade Lance Hightower, and Eldrack, a female gork prisoner with a well-earned grudge against humans, usher in a new era of chaos and magic.

The hilarious MG fantasy novel!

Out now!

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About Scott McCormick

When he’s not flustering emus or stymying mambas, Scott McCormick enjoys annoying his children until they tell their mother. 


Scott lives on the western edge of the easternmost part of southern North Carolina, right smack in the middle of it all.

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